brandonurie:

a guy i know was dating this girl called kate and on their two year anniversary they like went for a picnic and it was super cute and romantic but his friends thought itd be funny to prank him by hiring a skywriter to write ‘will you marry me kate?’ in the sky and so they did and she saw it and he thought it’d be too awkward to say it actually wasnt for her so he didnt say anything and now theyre married and he still hasnt told her

(Source: stevejimmy, via mallory-knox)

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ryc-crispie:

Hippie condoms and trix cereal?
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twigwise:

vector-nyu:

twigwise:

IT!

ISN’T!!

BAD!!!

TO!!!!

BE!!!!!

CISGENDERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE THAT!!!!!! KICK THEM IN THE JUNK!!!!!! WHATEVER JUNK THEY HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICK ‘EM REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!

It’s also not bad to be heterosexual, male, white, abled, or born to affluence or influence. You have no control over the circumstance of your birth. It’s what you do with what you have that matters.

YES EXACTLY

THANK YOU FRIEND I LIKE YOUR WORDS

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twentyonepoints:

suicidal-crazed—lions:

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Ode To Sleep
Twenty One Pilots
Vessel
15,123 plays
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i basically always have to pee.

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therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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(via folieafever)

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jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

(via folieafever)

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actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

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